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hello 2006

2006-01-03T04:21:12Z

so, as about one or two of you have noticed, i don't update anymore. there's a good reason for this, and that reason is: i just don't care anymore. all LJ is good for is spouting is people's problems and the periodic nice note or two, but that's it. i just don't care about reading about everyone else's problems, and i'm no longer in any mood to update my own issues. but it's 2006, and i suppose it's time to make resolutions. not that i'll keep any of them, but i suppose i can make them. here i go:

1. stop smoking (well, i've stoped already, but not to go bakc to it)
2. save $$$ for an appartment (if my sister can do it, maybe i can)
3. work harder in my classes (maybe 1 A will happen)

besides that, i'm not promising myself (or anyone else) a damn thing. 2006 has been a strange year, and i'm glad it's over. not that the changing of a sing calendar day actually means anything in any cosmic sense, but whatever, i still feel better that it's over. and now i'm signing off. enjoy 2006 people.

~squintyeyes

squintyeyes @ 2005-12-26T00:45:00

2005-12-25T17:44:33Z

merry f&#%ing christmas.

~love, matt

the day

2005-11-24T17:07:37Z

happy national day of mourning.

i don't use livejournal much anymore

2005-10-28T02:36:57Z

well what's new in my life:

car crash
got loan / switched insurance / bought a new car
got cavities / got a tooth pulled
bought advent children / watched AC / loved AC
life + work + school = crap crap crap

end scene.

p.s. - January 3rd 2006 seems to be Advent Children's new US release date. cross your fingers and pray for all your shittly little lives are worth, and hopefully we'll get the goddamn movie.

gonna kill someone

2005-10-12T03:02:55Z

advent children was slated to come out today. i checked the release date, and now it's for march of 2006... god fucking dammit. how the hell can it be pushed back five months when it was only days away from their release date???

another

2005-10-01T21:15:59Z

another: crash
another: total
another: raise in insurance
another: police report
another: accident report
another: car, hopefully

what the bloody feces infested fuck.....

2005-09-06T02:50:23Z

WHY THE BLOODY HELL IS IT THAT ON THE INTERNET PEOPLE CAN'T ADD THE EXTRA TWO LETTERS TO SPELL "U" RIGHT, BUT THEY CAN ADD A LETTER AND SPELL "HAWT"? THIS DEFIES ALL GODDAMN LOGIC! THE SORTENING OF WORDS SO THEY CAN BE TYPED FASTER, HELL, MAYBE I'LL FORGIVE THAT ONE DAY. BUT TO ADD LETTERS? WHAT, IS IT FASTER TO TYPE "AW" THEN TO PRESS THE SINGLE BUTTON FOR "O"? I UNDERSTAND WHEN PEOPLE TYPE "U", "B", "2", "K", "R" AND EVEN "Y". BUT PEOPLE WHO SPELL IT "HAWT" DESERVE TO BURN IN HELL WITH RICHARD SIMMONS, CARROT TOP AND THE ENTIRE CAST OF "E!".

FUCK YOU.

been a while

2005-08-31T02:57:09Z

*sigh* been a while since i actually bothered to update. the laqst time i did was just song lyrics... last time i actually typed something was early august... and right now august is just about over. damn... so lax in my updates. heh, not that anyone notices. anywho, i'm too lazy to type much more, so i'm just gonna bullet my updates and hope no one cares:

1. moved from Pre-k/k to SACC
2. i run a classroom for 2 hours each morning on my own (sorta)
3. i bought all 7 of the Sin City books
4. new amv: http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_videoinfo.php?v=86631
5. school begins on the 6th (children's literature)
6. back on my split shedule
7. john, joe, britt and kellie are either back in school or going soon
8. eric got fired as a waiter, and got a new job as a waiter
9. life is getting back to normal at home
10. i quit smoking again

that's all i feel like saying now. ttyl humanoids, if i live that long...

song

2005-08-22T22:14:59Z

motion city soundtrack - resolution

I like the universe, but she messes with my words
I'm not talking planets or galaxies and the distance just makes it worse.
I know what you're thinking, this probably sounds rehearsed.

So let's give it up for the New Year
Did this party of two have you slightly confused?
Now that our things are divided
She refuses to speak and I'm driftin' to sleep at the wheel.

Liquids, powders and pills, not quite taken against my will.
The tastes test of girls, from all over the world
who refuse to except my excuses.
She put up with so much of my madness and my self-abuse
She would tend to my wounds and fill me with food when I'd stumble in drunk for breakfast,
She was right to take off before she was consumed

...you're totally right, every action was well rehearsed.

click, click, boom

2005-08-07T04:14:20Z

1. get to eric's house.
2. get in eric's car with him.
3. rain starts to pour.
4. eric and i are caught in incredible rain.
5. turn onto rt. 109.
6. can't see through the rain.
7. eric stops behind a car.
8. car behind us hits us at 35 mph.
9. we hit car infront of us.
10. that car hits the car infront of him.
11. eric and i get out of the car.
12. the rain is so hard it's difficult to breathe.
13. car that hit us: totalled.
14. eric's car: totalled.
15. car infront of us: fine.
16. car infront of him: fine, drives away.
17. police, fire engines and ambulances show up.
18. information is exchanged.
19. man who hit us buys us food at Burger King.
20. my neck hurts from minor whiplash.

ttyl humanoids, if i live that long...

sshh

2005-07-26T13:39:06Z

it be my 20th birthday today ^_^

ttyl humanoids, if i live that long...

p.s. - i have a myspace now, so if anyone else has one here, let me know.

My Space

jobs not to have

2005-06-25T16:10:45Z

okay, if you live in a small town like mine, do not get a job working with children. reason? because anytime you wanna do anything in your town, like go to the carnival, there WILL be every child you know there. in just over an hour of being there i ran into: louis, olivia, brenden, aiden, ariana, jacqueline, mary grace, tyler, shelby, douglas, PJ, emma, max, and a few others i can't recall. that's more then a child every ten minutes! well, at any rate... ::kaboom::

ttyl humanoids, if i live that long...

how do you spell it?

2005-06-17T17:48:35Z

[May. 28th, 2005|11:13 pm]

that's the last time i made a post. been a while. has much changed? not really. i'm taking my Child Growth and Development class, and I'm quite sure I'm acing it. of the limited assignments we've had, i've gotten 100% on them, and i haven't missed a class yet. and there's only two more weeks left of it, it'd take quite the coincidence for me to fail it. i saw Batman Begins last night, which was quite good. except his voice bothered me when he overcompensated while in costume. i dunno, nit picky stuff. overall it was quite the good flick. babysitting resumes tuesday, i haven't been doing muhc of that as of late. gonna babysit for the little girl and her brother again, they're both quite cute. hard to make them go to bed on time when they're that cute, shit. class, school, social life.... oh yeah, been playing more Texas Hold 'Em. i don't really win ever, so it's a bit of a dissapointment. but one day i'll get better (yeah right). my cousin graduated from high school, and is gonna go to college in boston, so i'll be able to harrass her there. which will be cool.

joe is home, he has been for wa while now, but i don't really see him much. he's always online... playing World of Warcraft. oh well, one day we'll tare him away from the computer screen. heh, i say this as i type online. summer looks scary, my kids are so undiciplined when it comes to being off site that it worries me with all the field trips we've got planned. i hope they all do okay. the teachers are looking foward to them, i'm really scared. oh well. eric works all the time now, so i don't see him quite as much. i wanted him to see Batman Begins with Britt, Joe, John and I, but it didn't happen. he works, at night. i work, days. oh well. elisa told me the other day that she's staying in california. well, it seems the two frinds i made from Mass Bay have moved away, officially. shit. so much for trying new humans, maybe i'll go back to not hanging out with new people. how emo of me.

my student loans should be paid off by July, so that's a relief. i'm looking foward to that. John made the point that even with student loans, i have no degree to show for it. okay, point to him. he's right, i have done nothing with my education so far. shit. well, i hope to put my Child Growth and Development class to use. it'll at least get me aid on my health care through my work, so that counts for something, right? shit, no it doesn't. i should be a better student, i think i might try for it soon. i dunno. DOE and OCCS are making it so that if you don't get grandfathered in by 2007, you'll need an Associates Degree to be a lead teacher. which i understand how it'll make the teachers more qualified, but it's gonna make it harder for me to become one since i'm not a good student. so shit, i better get working if i wanna beat 2007. shit.

somehow i'm out almost ever single night. i'm either at class, with freinds or something. i get so little sleep now, and i don't feel i need it. example: monday - class, tuesday - with friends, wednesday - class then hanging out, thursday - with friends. and now friday, i have no plans, but i'll probably find something to do. maybe not, maybe i'm jinxing myself. maybe i really need to stop typing. but then again, who knows when i'll feel compelled enough to write again. i have a big project due monday, maybe i'll be in for most of the weekend. fuck, it's the weekend. (eric!) anywho. i have to read 15 childrens books and write reports for each, which doesn't sound like much, and hopefully it won't be, but i know how work likes to swamp me at the last moment. maybe i'll start reading sooner rather then later. children's books aren't long, but i can be a really slow reader. funny, i type this stuff kinda fast though. slow reader, fast typer. i dunno. anything else i'm missing? hmm...

i was gonna post this thing about Holland, but it doesn't seem like i'll get to thatm sinc eit'll take a while to type up. maybe that'll be my next entry....

[May. 21st, 2005|08:06 pm]

that was my last actual post. the one after that was just lyrics to a song. huh, it seems it's been even longer since i wrtoe anything like this. long i mean. i'm kinda sick of working full time. i mean, not like i'm saying i shouldn't have to work or anything, and not that i don't love my job. but it's wearing thin on my nerves, the same stuff, day in and day out. routine. i didn't ask for any time off this summer, because i couldn't think of a reason to take it off. i mean, why take off time if you don't have anything to do with the spare time? but.... then again, maybe some time with nothing would work.... but that's what i do at night, and on the weekends. i dunno, i almost wanna take time off, but i can't justify it. not to my work, they wouldn't really care, just to myself. whatever, this entry is too fucking long anyways...

ttyl humanoids, if i live that long...

Hamasaki Ayumi - "Evolution"

2005-05-30T03:20:45Z

Sou da ne bokura atarashii jidai o
Mukaeta mitai de kiseki teki kamo ne
Nido to wa chotto ajiwaenai yo ne
Mou ichido omoidashite

Kono hoshi ni umaretsuita hi
Kitto nanda ka ureshikute
Kitto nanda ka setsunakute
Bokura wa naite itan da
Wow yeah, wow yeah, wow wow yeah.

Genjutsu wa uragiru mono de handansae
Ayamaru kara ne soko ni aru kachi wa
Sono me de chanto mikiwamete ite ne
Jibun no mono sashi de

Konna toki ni umaretsuita yo
Dakedo nanto ka susundette
Dakara nanto ka koko ni tatte
Bokura wa kyou o okutteru
Wow yeah, wow yeah, wow yeah

Konna hoshi ni umaretsuita yo
Nanda ka totemo ureshikute
Nanda ka totemo setsunakute
Ooki na koe de nakinagara
Wow yeah, wow yeah, wow wow yeah

Konna toki ni umaretsuita yo
Dakedo kimi ni deaeta yo

Konna hoshi ni umaretsuita yo
Dakara kimi ni deaeta yo

Kono hoshi ni umaretsuita hi
Kitto nanda ka ureshikute
Kitto nanda ka setsunakute
Bokura wa naite itan da
Wow yeah, wow yeah, wow wow yeah

Konna toki ni umaretsuita yo
Dakedo nanto ka susundette
Dakara nanto ka koko ni tatte
Bokura wa kyou o okutteru
Wow yeah, wow yeah, wow wow yeah

Update from 2 Weekends

2005-05-23T00:19:07Z

sunday: lewis black live
monday: nothing
tuesday: saw elisa
wednesday: britt comes home
thursday: babysat sarah and joe
friday: saw Episode 3
saturday: prom + after math
sunday: more hanging out with lauren and co.

yeah, that's about it, in a nut shell. i'm kinda tired, too tired to really elaborate greatly on any one thing. lewis black live was fucking amazing, and i think the man deserves his own holiday. elisa flew to california saturday, so i won't be able to see her for two months or so. shit. britt is now home, and i think we've already hung out at least three times. gods, you really miss people when they're in another state like that. sarah and joe are the cutest little kids ever. sarah is adoreable, and joe is the best older brother alive. Episode 3 was amazing, much better then 1 or 2 will ever be. it's worth seeing, go see it you bastards. prom with lauren and her sisters was a lot of fun. lauren is one of the triplets, her sisters being ariana and dannile. so many pictures taken, so much bad dancing on my part. it was cool though. i slept 4 hours. ugh, i should sleep a lot tonight. anime though, i need to watch Metropolis before i sleep. okay, bai bai.

ttyl humanoids, if i live that long...

from the computer of erai aio-to

2005-05-13T23:43:38Z

i am now updating from eric's computer (a.k.a. - erai aio-to, java the howes, bud, idiot, fat-ass, jack-ass, bastard, poopy mcshittypants, and a whole bunch of other happy names). the week has been dull as hell, other then the brief spats of human interraction that i get at nights after work. kellie is home, chris in tow. eric has been around, but less since he's been working. and john has graduated high school, today in fact. yes, he is now free! FREE! well, sorta. now he has four more years of college facing him, not to mention graduate school. whatever. poop. the kids are killing me, a girl has decided to bite the teachers and other kids. what joy. fucking joy. and now i want coffee... or ice cream... wait... no coffee... my tongue has a buring sensation.... maybe just the ice cream.... or... wait... FUCK! COFFEE ICE CREAM! *runs off to the ice cream shop*

ttyl humanoids, if i live that long...

have i been sleeping?

2005-05-08T18:22:06Z

mother's day... shit.
been watching Lain a lot.
and Golden Boy to some extent.
i miss Anime Boston.
work has been... going.
eric is around.
debbie is leavin' saturday.
i slept until 1:30 today.

ttyl humanoids, if i live that long...

ANIME BOSTON 2005!!!!

2005-05-02T02:07:44Z

okay, it's time for a long update. and it's all gonna be about Anime Boston 2005. woo, what a weekend. one hell of a weekend. it began on friday, and it ended just a couple hours before i put up this post. pesently, i am sitting with my sister as she watches TV, and i'm pretty friggin' tired. starting early each morning, and going until late (well, sometimes). well, let's begin:

FRIDAY:

I got in by noon friday. wandered about for a bit, and went to the dealer room. okay, they had just about EVERYTHING they could sell. you want it, they had it. pencil boards, posters, keychains, figurines, dvd's, manga, cd's, yaoi, yuri, hentai, cards, markers, video games, plushies, contests, stickers, pins, hats, shirts, shoes, magnets, untranslated manga, nacklaces, pocket watches, chibis, original art, shot glasses, and a hell of a lot more. oh gods, it was amazing. i wish i actually had money so i could have bought more. like, a lot more. but i'm satisfied with just being there this year (next year i plan on bringing obscene amounts of cash). oh gods, i wish i could have spent even more time in there. it was so good. okay, moving on... then i went to the AMV 101 panel where Kiarrens was. heh, she didn't talk that much. oh well, it was still helpful to me as an AMV creator. maybe i'll use some of their suggestions in the next video i make. hmm, after that i met up with Elisa. we wandered around, went back to the dealer room, where she proceeded to purchase over $100 of yaoi. food came next, then elisa decided she'd rather watch anime ta home. so she left, and i hung out. i went to a few screening rooms, and them to the AMV screening for friday. we watched all of the finalists for '05 and they were (for the most part) fantastic. 30 videos. ~_~ well, after that i was really tired, and i needed to catch the train before the last one went out for the night. so i made it home by 12:40, and i couldn't sleep. i was still running on adrenaline, so i stayed up until 3 am. i really should have slept, but i was too pumped. it had been one hell of a first day, so i was still awake.

SATURDAY:

met Elisa at 10 am in the train station in boston, and we went over. we went to see the creator of Chrono Crusade speak. a lot of cool questions were asked, and he gave some really good / funny / interresting answers. apparently he made a spelling mistake for the logo of Chrono Crusade, and no one noticed when the first volume was printed, and he couldn't take it back. he was VERY embaressed when he had to answer that question. his face got a little red and he started nervously laughing. XD it was funny and cute of him. i had a good time at that panel. hmm, then we went to the dealers room, read some manga in the reading room. i actually fell asleep in the reading room, then went for some food. returned to Elisa (who was happy just reading for hours) and we wandered a bit more. we got a little bored, so we went back to her house, watched an ep of anime, then i went home. we were both exhausted from a lack of sleep the night before, so sleep was needed.

SUNDAY:

we went to AB together and got vol. 1 - 4 of Elisa's Chrono Crusade signed by the creator. then more time in the dealer's room. Elisa got broed and went home, and i stayed for a while longer. i stood in the dealer room, then i went to the main hall. in the main hall there was: HUMAN COSPLAY CHESS. it was amazing. purely amazing. i so wish they had proper filimg done, because i'd want a video of it. they got cosplayers to stand on a chess board and 2 players decide where they were going. it was incredible. and whenever a piece took another, the characters had to act out a fight. it was funny as hell to see Card Captor Sakura take other pieces. so many fantastic outfits were there. Rei, Alucard, Vash, Inu Yasha, Sakura, Cloud, Sephrioth, goku (saiyuki), sanzo and so many more. and at the end they got to have a battly royale with the remaining characters where some interresting matches were played. i really respect those cosplayers and all the effrot they put into their outfits and their characters. i mean, it's one thing to just wear an outfit, but they also pose for photos in character. the girl who was Ed sat down on the floor with her legs spread and put a plushie of Ein on her head. she looked exactly like Ed. i think she was even barefoot (though i forget now). and an Ichigo with half a hollow mask gave an awesome sword pose for me. XD but i'm not a fanboy or anything. okay, so after the chess, the closing ceremony happened where all the speakers got to say their thanks, and we got to see the winners of the AMV contest. Kiarrens won! woo! then home i went. tired and happy as hell.

okay, and now for the things that weren't restricted to just one day:

COSPLAYERS:

i got about 20 pictures taken, which was not a lot for the weekend. but i felt kinda bad stopping every cosplayer that had an awesome costume, because i knew they were getting it a lot. so i only stopped a few, and i missed some of the ones i should have gotten. some cosplayers i saw: Battle Royale girls and video girl, Rosette and Chrono, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, Sasuke, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Ichigo, Goku (saiyuki), Sanzo, Hakkai, Xellos, Spike, Nabashin, Vash, Millie, Nicolas D Wolfwood, Goku (db), Charcoal Feather Federation girls, Excel, Hyatt, Cloud, Sepheroth, Aerith, Tifa, Chrono Trigger and Cross characters (whose names escape me now), Lum, Ash, Alucard, Paladin Alexander, Haru Haru Haruko, Totoro, Card Captor Sakura, Kero, Ed, the cat from The Cat Returns, Shinobi, Yuna, Tidus, other FFX characters, and more that i can't recall or name. seriosuly, there were just a bunch that i had no idea where they were from. oh, and one very daring girl dressed as a Street Fighter character. she wore a skin tight green one piece swimsuit that left little to the imagination. i forget what that chatarcter's name is.

DEALER ROOM:

this was the most fun section, because it was window shopping on crack for me. i got to wander around and see all the different things that came from Japan based around anime. it was amazing. i think i mentioned all the differnet things i saw before, but still, it was a lot. i had very little money though. a lot went to paying to get in, plus parking, transportation, gas and food. after a weekend of it, i had very little to spend. but the date for next year is already set, so i plan on saving a hell of a lot of money so i can indescriminately buy shit. seriously. as kellie has Warped Tour for her christmas, i think Anime Boston is mine. Memorial Day weekend '06, don't expect to hear from me for the weekend, 'cause i'm gonna be at the Hynes Convention Center. woo! all i actually got was: A poster of Sephiroth from FF Advent Children, a Hidden Leaf Village forehead protector hat, and a necklace of Church's gun. ~_~ i wanted so much more, such as: DVD's, untranslated manga, a straw cone hat, figurines, shot glasses and ANime Boston merchandise (like shirts). XD i have so much to look foward to next year!

okay, i'm done, i know this has taken up a lot of space, but it's been an eventful weekend. pardon me, i'll end it now. ttyl humanoids, if i live that long...

awake

2005-04-28T04:49:49Z

my parents are out on vacation to Ireland, which leaves sarah and I to our own designs. which basically means sleeping in. Anime Boston friday - sunday. hopefully. life has been a little wierd lately, kinda messed up, mostly in my hea,d it always is. anger management has always been a losing battle for me. which is why i'm glad my parents are on a trip, because one more night would have ended bdaly... more badly then last night, where i decided it was better to sleep away from home then at home. which wouldn't have been such a bad idea, if i had anywhere to go. but i ended up sleeping in my car, parked behind a Dunkin Donuts in Milford. no one seems to check cars back there.... snuck home to shower and go to work. i feel like shit now, home life is really killing me. move out? i dunno, funding is quite low for that. i'm killing my sister. not in a malevolent way. no. she just can't stand the yelling anymore. refer to her journal. not that i mean to hurt her, but it's a by-product of my dipleasure of my parents. it gets cold in a car at 2 in the morning. maybe next time i'll bring a blanket. maybe i should pack now. they get home monday night. run away from my problems. it won't solve anything, but it'll be a short term solution. concerned. remind me never to sleep in my car again. Anime Boston friday, it begins, gonna borrow $$$ from debbie so i can go. she's awesome, remind me to give her an ice cream for this.... if i can ever afford it. i mean, i'm alreayd borrowing money for this.... can i afford ice cream? $50. shit, that's a lot of money just to get in. i'll see kiarrens. that'd be nice. AMV 101. good. 2:00. hopefully elisa will wanna go that early. i wanna go that early. AB05. Green Day concert saturday.... not that i'm going, sarah is. she'll have a good time. she needs a good time. i think i need to sleep soon. it's after 12:30 at night, and i need sleep. i didn't sleep last ngiht so well. what's wrong with showing anger? fuck. i guess i just need to chill out, but it's hard with my parents. she doesn't want to talk.... she wants to talk.... pass me off to him.... can you tell that i'm just typing what comes to mind? fuck.

people need goals. kellie is oing that. what goals do i have? none really. no academic goals right now. maybe i should invest in academic endevours. i don't really like school, nor do i excel in it. maybe i'll have a different kind of goals. i don't know what they'd be. i don't know when they'll be set for. the future i suppose. hard to accomplish things in the past, but it'd be nice if that were possible. i'd erase the mistakes i made. lots to erase. i'm getting off track. goals. "purpose." maybe i'll set some for myself, maybe that'll be a later post. fuck. i don't wanna type anymore. LJ is a venting place, but no one wants to hear your problems. we all have our own problems, and hearing everyone else's is really just our wa of justifying how we feel. almost as if we see that everyone has problems, then it will justify that we have issues. that everyone has them. we tell ourselves it's okay to be the way we are because everyone has issues. we like to complain, but never do anything about it. i won't do anything about my issues. i know i won't, but at least i can admit it. people always want to better their lives, all i wanna do is make it through mine. how many typing errors must i have made by now? shit. i wish i had somehting nice to put in LJ. haven't hung out with friends in a while. all the fighting has really fucked that up. saw eric and ellen the other night. we took his little sister out for ice cream. we got yelled at for helping. it really doesn't make me wanna help anymore. i slept in a car that night. we were yelled at for helping his mom stay at a meeting, we were yelled at for taking too long, we were yelled at for giving her ice cream. she didn't have to take it, she could have said somehting. eric and i thought we were being nice. but all we got was an earful of his mother. she was kinda bitching. you can't talk back to your friend's mom. you wanna be welcome there again. but she made me, made us, feel like shit. why can't i say anything? does it all just come out at home. misplaced anger? maybe. maybe. i think so.

all i want is a beer. don't expect me to be around much for the next few days, i'll be avoiding life, which is what i usually do, but now more then ever. see debbie, see elisa. maybe squeeze in sleep and killing clowns with baseball bats and the like. at which point did this all stop making sense? probably pretty quickly. i'm tired. as i said, i didn't sleep well. i should go now. like a bat out of hell, i run away. goodnight.

ttyl humanoids, if i live that long...

crazythoughts.com (page 1)

2005-04-23T00:01:03Z

If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?

How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?

How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in "mother in law", they come out to "Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

okay, i'm done. ttyl humanoids, if i live that long...

another week has passed

2005-04-18T05:23:03Z

yes, it's true, another week has passed. and what have i accomplished in this week? next to nothing. i think i might have accomplished sleep. yes, i slept a lot this weekend. which is rare for me. i never sleep this much, i didn't even wake until 1:30 p.m. today. okay, week rundown time:

monday - nothing
tuesday - hung out with eric
wednesday - hung out with elisa
thursday - hung out with lauren
friday - hung out with debbie
saturday - hung out with elisa
sunday - hung out with john

and tomorrow my sister comes home from her two week stay with her brother! yay! i miss her, seeing as how she's one of the few sane ones left in this house. well, possibly the only sane one. i know i'm too far one to be sane, and my mom is pretty insane too. i guess my dad might be kinda sane, but he's still got his issues. i think my sis might be the only one who isn't in mental breakdown. and even she might be, but she's quieter about it then we are.

oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JENNA! she's 21 today, which rocks.

hung out with john tonight, which was awesome because i never get to see him. our chedules never collide, so when they do i try to hang out with him. heh, drove around, went to Fun and Games (an arcade), watched "I (heart) Huckabees" and played chess. and as always, he kicked my ass at chess. oh, and i borrowd "The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" from him, so i can read it before the movie comes out. or, at leats before i see the movie. i've wanted to read the books for a while now, but the impending movie has pushed me to actually borrow and read them.

plans for upcoming week:

monday - get sarah
tuesday through frinday - implode

ttyl humanoids, if i live that long...

weekend update

2005-04-11T14:14:35Z

one f*cked week if i ever had one. let's begin:

(01) - monday - vomits, lots
(02) - go to every doctor known to humans
(03) - find i can't return to work for a week, fook

(04) - tuesday - more hospital, i needed x-rays and bloodwork done

(05) - wednesday - thursday - nothing

(06) - eric and i leave for NY
(07) - our train screws up, we're stuck and miss our bus
(08) - we catch the next bus and arrive in NY an hour + late
(09) - we wander the city

(10) - saturday - we don't sleep
(11) - wander the streets of NY with britt
(12) - we watch the sunrise in central park
(13) - sleep happens (an hour and a half for me)
(14) - eric and i watch "igby goes down" - very dark
(15) - we see Sin City - excellent movie
(16) - more boredom, wandering continues
(17) - comedy show, pretty funny, but the woman was lame
(18) - i crash by 1 a.m.

(19) - sunday - eric and i wake, we leave
(20) - catch the first bus home
(21) - catch the next train home
(22) - i make it home (7:00)
(23) - i can't stand home and i go to Debbie's (9:20)
(24) - sleep at Debbie's

(25) - monday - at work presently

woo, a strange weekend. but it was fun, and seeing britt rocks ever so much. i miss her. already. damn. i also picked up a bunch of movies ^_^ they are: "ren and stimpy holiday special", "slayers", "battle royale" and "battle royale 2". heh, fun fun fun. uhh, other then that we ate a lot, slept a bunch, spent a total of 8 hours on a goddamn bus, and peeded due to too much coffee. yeah, NY.... a hell of a town.

ttyl humanoids, if i live that long...

You might be Eric Howes if...

2005-04-05T15:26:09Z

if you have known me for, oh say, at least an hour, you'll know i like to joke about eric. not behind his back, but i mean i like to joke about him and make fun of him to his face. and he makes fun of me to my face, so it all works out. one day, inspired by jeff foxworthy, i said to eric: "you might be eric howes if you have logged more calls on someone's cell phone then they have." which was both a joke, and possibly true. so, a couple days ago eric told me i needed to type them up and post them online. i debated if i should or not,t hen i decided i ahd nothing better to do. so, here we go:

YOU MIGHT BE ERIC HOWES IF...

your travel mug is a Dunkin Donuts styrofoam cup.

you average eight minutes per turn in Scrabble.

you firmly believe hot sauce can improve ANY food.

you can't get over how americans pronounce "croissant."

you have ever uttered the phrase: "hey guy, hey guy, guy, guy, guy, hey guy, hey guy, guy, hey, hey guy, hey guy, hey... are you a cop?"

you spend the majority of the year not wearing underwear.

your hair style depends on the last time you washed it.

you call from random numbers because you believe people won't pick up if they know it's you.

english is your primary language, but you sleep-talk in french.

your winter boots are sandals with a hole in the sole.

you're so indie that you haven't even heard of your band.

your pick up line is "have you ever seen Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind?"

okay, i'm done. that was my post on eric. heh, silly human. i suppose only a small handful of you even know who he is though. damn, this post was a little wasted on you guys then. ah well, i tried.

ttyl humanoids, if i live that long...

something to do.....

2005-04-01T16:58:43Z

1. Post the names of 20 of your favorite musicians.
2. See who can guess which is your favorite song by each.
3. Once someone guesses right, bold that row and include the song.

1. me first and the gimme gimmes
2. richard cheese - down with the sickness
3. metallica
4. frou frou - let go
5. dave matthews band
6. blink 182
7. papermoon
8. count the stars
9. motion city soundtrack - capital h
10. incubus
11. the smashing pumpkins - disarm
12. the used
13. atom and his package
14. stepehen lynch
15. fenix tx
16. alkaline trio
17. weezer - only in dreams
18. reel big fish - kiss me deadly
19. SR-71
20. sublime

30 seconds of your life

2005-03-30T01:06:05Z

Hand Grenades (The Offspring)

Let’s make hand granades
With common things around the house
Let’s make hand granades
Listen up, we’ll show you how

Okay now take an old beer bottle (Hey!)
Fill it up with gasoline (Hey!)
Some paint thinner for good measure (Hey!)
And a sprinkle of maganese (Hey, hey, hey!)
Now stuff a sock into the top
With a zippo you’ll be king, yeah!

Let’s make hand granades
It’s hours of fun in a little jar
Let’s make hand granades
Try one out on your neighbor’s car

The Radio Still Sucks (The Ataris)

I’m really fuckin’ sick
Of Beck and 311
And Marilyn Manson
I wish someone would break his fucking neck
And what about Bush
And lame-ass Oasis
And talk about pretentious
Why don’t they just blow England off the map?
Every now and then
I turn it on again
But it’s plain to see that the radio still sucks
Every now and then
I turn it on again
But it’s plain to see that the radio still sucks

The Ballad of Wilhelm Fink (Green Day)

Said that I’ll meet you at the Berkeley Marina
3 AM when no one will be found
All I got in mind is a Boone’s Farm jug of wine
We smash a bottle in the parkin’ lot

But considerin’ our luck
We’ll get busted by the cops
Instead of sex, we’ll go to jail
Another lesson learned and failed